Fourth Video: “Hey Pigs”

I know I can come off cocky on this website, spouting off at the mouth (keyboard?) about how I am the World's Greatest Salesperson. But in the words of the great Muhammad Ali, "it ain't bragging if you can back it up." And friends, this newest video floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

See, I've been watching the competition closely, and while there are surely some worthy competitors out there (my personal favorite at the moment comes from YouTube user bbaunach, who I've communicated with and who seems friendly and talented), I couldn't help but notice that nobody had bothered to cater their video to an audience that sorely needs a good, dedicated brick dealer: pigs.

Any kindergartner can tell you that bricks are the best protection a pig can get when it comes to Big Bad Wolf prevention. And even today, with swine facing dangers far greater than a canine with a strong set of lungs, a good brick is still the modern pig's best friend. And this fourth video in the Brick is the New Black campaign addresses its target market directly, utilizing fear to drive home the message that bricks are the key to staying safe in an increasingly dangerous world. Enjoy...